I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
