drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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