billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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