Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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