im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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