I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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