It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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