just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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