i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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