used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She bit a glass in half.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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