I'm drive I can fine osifer
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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