We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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