No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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