I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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