areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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