is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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