Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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