420 ftw
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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