I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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