office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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