can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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