yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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