Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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