moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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