I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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