It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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