her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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