is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
did you just send me my own nude
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
God, I missed his penis.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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