Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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