Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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