I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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