normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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