i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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