I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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