Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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