That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I didn't shave. On purpose
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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