Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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