you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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