Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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