I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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