I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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