My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
birth control should be required to get into college
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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