Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Green mimosas i think yes
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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