We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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