I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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