Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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