Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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