she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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