i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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