i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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