Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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