school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Come on in and take your pants off
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