i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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