sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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