I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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