I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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